20020131
Alf is doing 10-10-220 commercials now. The end times are at hand! Terry Bradshaw shall lead his armies against those of the antichrist, Carrot Top. Maes perfect sense. According to IMDb his first movie was in 1995. A seven year reign. He does not desire the company of women. He's probably got some armored locusts with human faces in that trunk of his. His hair is red like the seven headed, ten horned dragon. Probably some other stuff, I don't have my bible handy.
We're not telling Amanda's parents of our outing because if we do, she won't be able to come. All they know is that she's staying the night with me. Tonight was the first read through. Either no one decided to look over the script a few times or the majority of people aren't that great, including a certain cheating female.
Now I'm glad I decided to be a pacifist hippy and not carry thorough with our plan to beat him up at the tri-fest. We couuld've sterilized him.
Wait, not telling whose parents?
Because I'm completely lazy, I'm just going to copy and paste the conversation I had with Collin.
Time is not on my side. says: *Screams it's you!* Nothing can kill my mood XD says: yes it is, and I am ecstatic Time is not on my side. says: Why? Nothing can kill my mood XD says: hehehe Nothing can kill my mood XD says: david got some girl pregnant and now he has to marry her and it sucks for him but it makes me happy Nothing can kill my mood XD says: all the shit he put me through is coming back to bite him in the ass and it's wonderful Time is not on my side. says: This is kosher, you should celebrate. Nothing can kill my mood XD says: I know Nothing can kill my mood XD says: i feel so at peace or something right now Time is not on my side. says: This is kosher. Nothing can kill my mood XD says: like it finally has a closure and everything's right in the world of audrey now Nothing can kill my mood XD says: i love it Time is not on my side. says: Mmmmm. Time is not on my side. says: This is sweet Nothing can kill my mood XD says: extremely Time is not on my side. says: How're ya celerbratin? Nothing can kill my mood XD says: not sure yet Nothing can kill my mood XD says: first i'm telling everyone the wonderful news and i'm laughing my ass off Nothing can kill my mood XD says: after that i don't know Time is not on my side. says: Oh... Nothing can kill my mood XD says: perhaps i should get a cake and share with everyone tomorrow Time is not on my side. says: tomorrow? Time is not on my side. says: what's going on? Nothing can kill my mood XD says: i think tomorrow we're meeting at clint's aren't we? Time is not on my side. says: !!! Time is not on my side. says: since when?! Nothing can kill my mood XD says: i thought he told you Time is not on my side. says: No. Nothing can kill my mood XD says: he said he did Nothing can kill my mood XD says: that liar Time is not on my side. says: Ummm no he didn't. Time is not on my side. says: We're fucking with you. Time is not on my side. says: He's right next to me. Nothing can kill my mood XD says: ¬.¬ Time is not on my side. says: Sorry. Time is not on my side. says: Couldn't help it. Time is not on my side. says: all better? Nothing can kill my mood XD says: yeah sure Time is not on my side. says: Davids life is fucked up now cheer up! Nothing can kill my mood XD says: exactly Nothing can kill my mood XD says: it makes everything all better knowing this Nothing can kill my mood XD says: i think i have to go now though Nothing can kill my mood XD says: later Nothing can kill my mood XD says: tell clint bye, too Time is not on my side. says: Hey. Nothing can kill my mood XD says: what? Time is not on my side. says: I'm getting you both right? Time is not on my side. says: You know where she lives correct? Nothing can kill my mood XD says: yes Nothing can kill my mood XD says: but she should be at my hosue alredy Time is not on my side. says: Ok cool. Take care and later. Nothing can kill my mood XD says: we're not telling her parents Nothing can kill my mood XD says: bye Time is not on my side. says: lol Time is not on my side. says: bye Nothing can kill my mood XD says: bye I did get a cake, too. I'd write something on it like "David is a fucking loser," but there's no room and I can't write with icing anyway. XD
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! I just heard the most wonderful news today! More on this later when I'm at home and have more time to write.
I claim not to be annointed in the oil of the divine. Hell, I don't even believe in divinity, except for the fudge, but I don't really like that stuff. I have been compiling my philosophy into a written book. It's going to take awhile. Oh, and I don't want to be a messiah anyway. I don't want to live in the public eye and always have to be doing something, which is why I'm going to use an alias to write the book. And other people to help push it. Though the name I will use will probably be of divine origin. "Gabriel" or "Odin".
ignore?, i havnt ignored you?, why didnt you come to nashville?, and my mesia is a jewish carpender, sorry powers
ignore, when have i ignored you?
and why didnt you come to nashville?
20020130
Dude... if you're still on this messiah trip you're gonna have to get up and do something. The masses aren't just going to hand you a crown.
I believe Phoenix Project may need to be revived. Bush claims he's going to increase spending and cut taxes. Perhaps this will cause a depression. The people will need a savior. That will be me or some group of my followers. Hopefully it won't be until I've established myself as major figure in the world. A philosopher, a leader.
Robo barry ignores real collin.
Sure it does. You just have to hear it used on the fly around here.
Gravy doesn't really work without the preceding good. it's like "Sweet sassy mollasee!" doesn't work as just "Molassee!"
Yes, yes, there are many tests, and I'm sure there are many many more that I have yet to find. There's a Daria character quiz somewhere, but it doesn't work when you click the button.
Just a general explicative, short for 'good gravy'
Gravy, there's a lot of tests out there!
20020129
 Wowie! You are Velvet! Mysterious and seductive, you like being in charge and in control. You're the trendy popular goddess and you love every minute of attention that you get, baby.
I know Ricky Coogan somehow got turned back to normal because I remember the whole thing was a story told on a talk show and they had his face shadowed and the silhouette looked like he was still a freak but when the lights came up it turned out that there was just a cactus sitting behind him.
I know theate macaroons in the movie to become normal again I think. That or it gave them super powers.
I just remembered the movie freaked by the name ricky coogan. It was a weird movie. It also had the guy in it that played on Blossom as Anthony, Blossom's ambulance driving brother.
20020128
need to know any more, theres plenty
alex winter ( Bill S. Preston, Esq) :
DEATH WISH 3
1985
Character name: Hermosa
THE LOST BOYS
1987
Character name: Marko
HAUNTED SUMMER
1988
Character name: John Polidori
ROSALIE GOES SHOPPING
1989
Character name: Schatzi
BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
1989
Character name: Bill S. Preston, Esq.
BILL AND TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY
1991
Character name: Bill S. Preston, Esq
FREAKED
1993
Character name: Ricky Coogan
FEVER
1999
Oh wait, I have heard of that, and I saw it, too, but I still don't remember Bill.
The Borrowers' tall-tale about a feisty family of 4-inch people who go up against an evil banker (John Goodman) is based on the beloved children's books of Mary Norton. Director Peter Hewitt and screenwriters Gavin Scott and John Kamps came up with some new adventures for the little people since the story had already been adapted three times for television. Masterful special-effects turn this bed-time story into rousing big-screen magic for kids. other than that, i dont know
One night I had a dream that Trent Reznor tried to save me from Pennywise. He didn't do a very good job. ¬.¬ I have never heard of "The Borrowers."
Bill went on to be in a movie I remember hearing the propaganda for called "The Borrowers". I want towrite an opera, doesn't matter what language it is in because when the words are sung to fit the melody they become irrecognizable anyway. I looked up the actual lyrics to "Habanera" today and listened to the song while I read and the words are definitely twisted. I think I'll write it in a combination of ancient germanic tongues and western north american dialect to fit in with the story. I can't give anymore detail than that without giving away my idea. It's not that I don't trust you guys, but you aren't the only ones with access to this information. Besides, I want to see if I can get my short story published before I decide to write the follow sstories and incorporate them into an opera. Maybe I can make a modern industrial opera. I could get Trent Reznor to help with the music.
God damnit Barry respond to what the fuck I said you son of a bitch, who the hell are you, and what did you do with the barry I loved?!
Whatever happened to Bill anyway? Besides that vampire movie.
I just watched the first Bill and Ted movie for the first time since I was in elementary school. It's a much better movie than the second one. I want my music to be the foundation of future society.
20020127
We weren't going to 'see' him as much as we were going to give me an oppurtunity to break his face.
Weren't we going to see that "Steve" guy from the commercials while we were in Nashville?
I want a Dell. My computer's a piece of shit.
i might be getting a job at DELL, yay, hugs for all, (i feel like donna(no offence donna)so :P)
Your pirate name is:
Mad Harry Rackham
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Barry my friend, I do belive you have become addicted to some sort of ignorant norm. I see this happen all the time... things start going good for a while, and the perspective subject becomes desensitized to the inevitible uncertaintes of any sort of attempt at life. Seriously... what was the last dramatically romantic thing you did for your respective better half, and how long ago was it? Also, I think we've all been hearing you say for months that you wanted a different job. Time has backed you up to the wall, and it's time to take action. Remember, amigo, the hand of fate lies at the end of your very arm.
No, they aren't. I randomly selected bubbles and got Dread Pirate Bonney, and Ben is Mad John Roberts. God doesn't give a shit what you listen to. Nowhere is it written "Thou shalt not listen to Tenacious D." You used not to give a rat's ass either. Who the hell brainwashed you? Hot water doesn't last long enough. Or maybe my showers just last too long. Either way, there's just not enough hot water for me.
Barry you whine a lot trying to get attention, but it works. I do feel sorry for you in a pity way, but at the same time I feel like I don't really know you that well. lol Sorry I was thinking (And he has to work on his birthday too) Life's a bitch then you die. If you're not making out with liz for the past two weeks, then what the hell happened, I mean there is a certain chemestry between two lovers that can't be broken, making out is a part of this and if you're not doing it, then something is really wrong figure that out bro. As for not knowing you, that comes from the fact that you seem like a robot barry who replaced the henderson barry. Damn you! Burn something listen to tenacious d for goodness. For once forget that that god cares what you listen to, and forget that doing certain things are wrong, that's what makes life life bro, and if you can't do that anymore then you're less than a robot to me. I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna lie to any of you about this. Geez life sucks, make it better.
O am Mad Jack Kidd. Do all pirates have the last name of kidd? Does it make up for Coingate? Daniel, next time you come in could you bring my microphone? I've got a piece of music nearly finished just need to put in the vocals. It's called Brainspike, but it's probably going to be renamed. I was at my great aunt Patty's house today because the family gathered together since everyone was in for uncle Chico's funeral, even my cousins from Hawaii that I'd never seen before were in. Everyone was pressuring me about getting back into college. I don't know how to tell my family that I don't want to go to college.
I am Iron James Kidd. Blarg!
Barry, man. We all still care about you. Nothings changed. I hope things pick up for you though. I can sympathize with what you mean by just being here.
Powers, man this coin is fucking awesome!
I'll give you a hug Barry, though a simple hug would not make us any closer. My skills of conversation are not that great and people don't talk to me about things going on in their lives usually so I don't really feel all that close to anyone either. Next time you see me online, Barry, talk to me if you want someone to feel close to.
Your pirate name is Mad Mary Kidd. Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! What's YOUR pirate name?
I'm not pissed at you. I'm irritable with everyone right now. It isn't just you. And it really sucks that they're doing that to you on your birthday. You need a hug.
this sux, seems everyone close to me doesnt seem to want to be around me. me and liz havnt really made out in 2 weeks, and audrey is all pissed at me. no one at work seems to like me anymore, in fact, wanna hear some crap, guess what day my last day of work is? monday after next, feb 4, audrey knows what it is. some crap. i dont feel like there is anyone close to me anymore. i am just here. but, asi see it, this message is too long and cliche for anyone to read all the way through anyways, so, the respose wont be much at either, like it would be if you did read all of it.
20020126
Just trying to be comforting.
You didn't even read about the auditions, did you, Powers? And it's Shakespeare! He doesn't give character descriptions!
All you need is six guys and six girls, and love.
Got an idea. We need to make a movie lie I've been saying for awhile but I have an idea for what that can be now. "Learn Me Something"
Look at it this way, at least you don't have so many llines to memorize and/or learn. Maybe you weren't at the top of your game in acting due to some outside factors. I know that I couldn't act very well in Acting class because I was inhibited because I knew no one and it was a very new setting for me. Just stick with it. Don't be like certain people in certain plays that quit because they got roles they didn't accept, roles that were "a slap in the face". Or it could be your look. I mean you wouldn't want to castt someone like, oh, say...Jimmy thomas in the role of a big bllack guy like Spearchucker Jones in M*A*S*H.
Well, it's official. I'm a lowly SERVANT and an extra for crowd scenes. ¬_¬ Now I know how Cody felt going from good parts to Korean Woman #1 in M*A*S*H. It really sucks when your character doesn't even get a bloody name.
20020125
# 1 Alanis Morissette - Hand in my Pocket
# 2 Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall Part 3
# 3 Michal - Bliss
# 4 The Offspring - I Choose
# 5 Eels - Electro-Shock Blues
# 6 Staind - For You
# 7 Radiohead - Creep
Why does sureway have to ask on their applications if you graduated college?
On that Anthem selector thing I got the same order as Audrey except that the offspring song and radio head song were switched places.
I got bored again.
You will marry LEGOLAS from Lord of the Rings, live in an ancient elven palace in the middle of the forest, and spend your days walking on top of snow and rowing ivory boats and just being beautiful.
What's YOUR M * A * S * H future?
 Which Evil Criminal are You?
20020124
There were two nights of auditions for The Taming of the Shrew: yesterday & tonight. Each were 2 & a half hours long. You know how many times I was called to read total? TWO! Yet other people were called up at least 6 times! They only let me read once for Bianca last night and once for a taylor tonight (a god damn tiny part taylor!!!)! They're supposed to call you up to read for all the parts (that apply to your gender), but I was never called to read for Katharina, yet this one girl was called time after time to read the same scene with Katharina over and over but with different people reading with her. Ok, thank you, we've seen her enough. How about letting someone else read now? I know I won't be cast. And if I am, I sure as fucking hell won't be speaking. I wasn't even given a chance! I was ready to stand up and ask "Is ignoring me your way of telling me I suck or what?"
No, no one was shot, he just had a gun and over a dozen kids hostage. You know, "Temptation Island" is an example of just one of many reasons why many other nations dislike us so.
Did the driver shoot anyone?
Perhaps you don't need to blame people for anything, especially when it's not their fault. Of course I don't know of what you speak so I can't reall y fully comment. Anyone hear about that 60 year old bus driver in pennsylvania with a shotgun that took a bus load of kids to Maryland?
No. I want to blame the girl but it's not her fault.
That's simple. Blame multiple people.
What the hell do I do when I can't blame one person?
Why do people that aren't important to me have to die at the most unopportune fucking goddamn times!
I'm really fucking pissed right now.
you should actually die your hair a deep red, have i told you, my hair is black, i need to re do it though, my sis screwed it up, it isnt totally covered, but, oh well
I know a braided guy here, they call him "Cornrows"
Your hair is braided? I always wondered if you'd ever do that.
The substances I seek seerenity in are the product of my own brain. I gave up on the idea that the mind was something more than chemicals thrown together the first time I got drunk. There is nothing wrong with finding happiness with external chemicals because that's what happiness is anyway, chemical reactions.
I wanna see audrey without a skirt. (imitates a lion sound) Anyway, my hair is braided. Not as good as I wanted but for now it will do. I'll get it rebraided friday speaking of which I made arragements for you all that evening. We're going bowling and such. Anyway the roster is Clint, audrey, miles and powers. Sorry for not warning you ahead of time, but if you have something to do I won't come. Anyway, I'm thinking of putting things in my hair like colored strands giving the illusion of red air and such. I don't know I'm sure I'll see audrey as I leave I'll ask her opinion unless I see one of you first. :?
20020123
i wanna see audrey in a skirt! anyways, i am gonna make my car a big radio
To steadily seek serenity in substances is surely a sorry state.
Are you on some funky happy pills or something? Share.
I took a walk today in the unseasonably warm dusk. I record my thoughts on it here: The sweet and heavy summer air has replaced the chill winter wind and as I stand in the place twixt day and night on the threshhold of time itself I am again alive. When I inhale it is air I draw in, not the essence of a decaying world. I feel the wind on my flesh, not the numbness of oblivion. I have forgotten the world of the mind and entered into a purely sensual experience. I am in the summer dusk, the aurora as well. My heart pumps blood through my veins yet it is not a sickening feeling now. Nay, 'tis the feeling of life being recirculated. Though this atmosphere is only available for a few hours a day during the summer and occasionally in other seasons. That is why I have devised a plan. Over the next five or ten years I will store all memories of pleasurable sensations to serve as reference for the construction of a new world within the confines of my skull which I shall retire to when the time is right and thus become a god.
I think I would have to agree. A mischievious faerie has taken over his brain.
What are you taking that's so bad, Miles?
Ger keeps bees in his head.
Get rid of the cucumber keeping the bees in your eyes. And Miles, don't worry, complaining may not accomplish anything externally but it does relieve a lot inside just to know someone knows your problems. If you want to complain or whine you can complain or whine to me.
I got to see Audrey wearing a skirt. Woohoo!! And yes, I await my prize. ;)
Guys, I am like bored and stuff. I want to die. My classes are really crappy, and I hate this damn college, but I guess complaining won't do shit. Right, Collin.
I want to fly, but I got these damn bees in my eyes. HELP ME!!
20020122
You have too much free time, dude
Holy shit! the weirdest thing just happened to me, probably not a good thing but still cool. I was waling down the hall and the hall grew longer and then Everything on the wall I passed I passed about four times. Things just kept coming at me and overlapping themselves. Hallway hallucinations are the best. I had some cool ones at UK.
It was an Adam Sandler reference. Anyway...I watched the Wizard of Oz synched with Dark Side of the Moon today. It was cool though I think it's most likely just coincidence since I can keep repeating it and the first two times the cd plays through there seem to be many instances of synchronicity. These are probably just things I notice because I'm looing for them. The third time synchs musically but not lyrically except when dorothy is lying in bed chanting "there's no place like home" and the lyrics "Hanging on in quiet desperation..." and then when she awakens from her dream "The time has come, the song is over..." and with the lyrics "draws the faithful to their knees." Auntie Em kneels beside the bed. I also remembered that the witch and the Great Oz weren't the only reasons I never liked to watch the Wizard of Oz when I was a kid. The tin man and lion were also scary though not as scary as the afore mentioned characters. The scariest was the scarecrow, specifically the wway his neck just fanned out and didn't attach to his body since his head was a bag. Once I got over my fear it puzzled me how they got his head to look like a bag like that.
Assholes in mirrors blow your mind? Okaaaay...
You're wearing a frikin skirt. It was like looking at an asshole in the mirror... It blew my fucking mind. Now to get everyone in a car...
I'm wearing a skirt. Yay!
20020121
audrey yelled at me :( i didnt mean to make her life so horribly wrong,
Well, those hints are out because I never pay any attention to what he wears or how he talks. Being oblivious is fun. Not that it would matter because he wasn't the Wendy's Mike anyway. The Wendy's Mike is my ex-boyfriend (I was not in my right mind at the time) that everyone hated. XD Speaking of which, I still owe Miles a prize. I suppose XP is worth a shot. Anything has to be better than ME. But make sure you're around to install it because, more than likely, I'll fuck something up. By the way, where's that copy of PSP7 you were saying you'd find for me? =D
Incredible! I can get you a copy of XP if you want to try that, Audrey. I never considered that Mike... you should have gave me a hint, like 'silky shirts' or 'cowboy boots' or 'sentences with an infinitely decreasing volume until the not-always-so-congruent endword.'
I'm talking about Windows ME. Millenium. Biggest piece of shit program ever. And the Mike I'm damning for it is Bruner because he installed it. So there.
Get this, you all whine too much. I'm sure we all have problems, and I know I'm not one to really comment about whining, but lets just cope and realize shit happens. We lose loves, people die, and the cereal gets soggy every now and then, but there isn't shit we can solve by whining to people who have no direct effect over our lives. I'm your friend people, but I know next to being a shoulder to cry on or doing an occasional beat the shit out of some mike, if it's justified to me, I'm useless to you, I might be a good friend, but we have to solve our own problems. I love you all, some more than others, some less, but I still believe that we're really good friends. I realized today just how many people don't have a single friend like the group of epicureans I have (Excluding short people who play EV) and I'm glad about that. Barry you couldn't be more wrong, find love and embrace it, if it like blows up on you, that only makes you more wiser. Think of it this way, would you rather fuck up now or later down the road. I'd rahter fuck up now so I know what to watch out for. Friends are good, but it's not the greatest idea to fall in love with a friend, that's when you lose a friend and gain a risky lover, unless you're sure, in which case I'd suggest go for it. Friends stay friends, make friendships stronger, and I don't hate myself. I think I love me. :)
Are you trying to tell me not to love Donna? Shut the hell up. And I hate ME, too. Damn you, Mike, damn you!
Time is but an illusion. There is no such thing as the future, and no such thing as the past. All that's ever mattered and all that will ever matter is now.
And no, I'm not going to conclude with something lame Successories posterphrase like 'seize the day' or 'make every moment count.'
dont look for love, right now you are trying to replace feelings in which were falsly yet promptly insinuated upon you, causing your intense desire for a feeling you have only a had a glimpse of. now, if you go through your days looking at only what you directly need as school and friends then time will go by faster, you wont feel as down, and you will realize what you want out of life more directly. oh, and hey, I HATE ME
20020120
~Loneliness has left me searchin for someone to love. Poverty has changed my views of what true riches are. Sorrow opens up my eyes to see what real joy is. Pain has been the captivess to my heart's happiness.~
When the night has come, and the land is gone... I'll still be here for all of you, just find me, I'll be here for you, always. A symbolic promise to all of you, I'll never turn on you, and you can trust I'll always have your back, even if you don't have mine.
Perhaps new episodes of Rocko. That would be great.
Anything good that they had has already been cancelled.
Maybe they'll replace it with something good. Oh wait, it's not possible; it's Nickelodeon.
20020119
Invader zim was cancelled... Tis a sad day.
God damn the system. Invader ZIM was cancelled. Fucking sons of bitches. I probably should have expected it though. Anytime a good show comes on TV it gets cancelled. I hope they don't honestly think people were tuning in to watch shit like "Butt Ugly Martians." I'd rather watch an hour of crappy pop videos than two minutes of that awful show.
There should be a rule that songs can't get stuck in people's heads, especially really stupid songs like "Jeepers Creepers." ¬_¬ I'm going to sit here and sulk until it goes away.
I saw a picture on a site of a sign for a Japanese buss stop and the sign said "Butt Stop" instead.
I fixed your k problem. Damn sticky keys. I've never had trouble with k before. The ones that don't like me are s and c. There was another one, but I don't remember it. It was either m or n. I found out I'm kinda sorta but not really related to Trae Floyd, and I don't like that. At one point I kinda liked him, and that bothers me. It makes me feel all icky and shit.
I have an idea for a low budjet special effects movie. We could make a movie of "Converge of Worlds" (remember Bad Engish).
I'm a 1. gauntlet adventurer or 2. Kong if I check multiple boxes but if I narrow it down to one choice I'm 1. Kong or 2. asteroid. Damned k button on my keyboard doesn't work everytime I push it and I don't feel like going back and putting the k's in.
20020118
Feh, I still end up an asteroid, and if not an asteroid I'd still be Pacman. If I choose only one box for each question I'm Mario, and then an asteroid.
Earlier I made an omlette. It was lovely. I planned to eat it downstairs while watching TV. On my way down the stairs I imagined myself slipping, omlette flying, and yelling "My omlette!" I laughed to myself. "Haha," said my head. Not even a second later and I slipped and fell down the stairs. Of course, I didn't cry "My omlette!" as I had pictured. I more or less just screamed my usual little cry of distress. Damn late premonitions. Ruined a perfectly good omlette. Perhaps I should take that quiz again and reconsider checking the box that said my death will be caused by my own clumsiness.
Don't worry about me making you into a hat, because if I was wearing your skin there's a chance I would become you, and, well...
Powers hat takes on a whole new meaning....
When I die I want my body buried on the moon. Do you think NASA would do that if they were paid enough? If I can't be buried on the moon I want folks to relieve stress in my body. Stab it, shoot it, punch it, defecate/urinate on it, etc. and then burned for fuel. or I want it to go to feed the poor, that's without the anger relief of course. Or perhaps I can have my bones made into jewelry and handles for things and clothes and my sin tanned and made into a coat or hat. I know, the meat on my body can go to feed the poor and my bones will be used to form the structure of a hat and my skin streched over it. Of course I don't plan on dying soon. Don't try to kill me just to get a genuine Powers hat.
Wow, that sounds cool. Triangle par covered in snow. But not now I guess.
Good gravy, what a lot of tests you take. Last night I swept half the snow off Triangle Park with a stick.
And another one! Gloop.
 I am an Asteroid.
I am a drifter. I go where life leads, which makes me usually a very calm and content sort of person. That or thoroughly apathetic. Usually I keep on doing whatever I'm doing, and it takes something special to make me change my mind.
(If I was not an Asteroid, I would be Pacman.)
What Video Game Character Are You?
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I was watching Disney's Hercules cartoon this morning and I noticed that Hades' imp voiced by Bobcat Goldthwait looked like one of the characters at the end of Pink Floyd's "The Wall" in the trial scene. I think it was the lawyer but it could have been the judge/penis. I looked it up and the artist who did the disturbing animations in "The Wall" also did Hercules. I just thought that was an interesting bit of trivia.
20020117
I was watching my favorite episode of Ductales today, the one where Scrooge hates his money goes insane and creates an economy in a completely socialist society with bottlecaps and then launchpad ruins it with continued airdrops of bottlecaps. I think the episode was trying to teach children about inflation and that money isn't everything but it made me consider being a farmer on a socialist commune.
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"Although her husband and sons recognized that Helga had no cognition and might never regain consciousness, they would not hear of turning off the machine. His wife had strong religious convictions, Oliver told reporters, and they had talked about the possibilty that if anything happened to her, she wanted 'everything' done to keep her alive. 'She told me, 'Only He who gave me life has the right to take life.'... It seems to me [the hospital officials] are trying to play God. Who are they to determine who's to die and who's to live? I take the position that as long as her heart is beating there's life in there.'" Ummkaaaaay... Wouldn't having "'everything' done to keep her alive" be considered playing God? If they really believed that, wouldn't it make more sense for them to say "If her heart stops, leave her where she lands and let God have her?" Feh, I'll never understand people. God: Ok, old woman, it's time for your heart to stop. You're mine now, bitch. Helga: Ack! My heart! *falls over* God: Haha, mine! Doctor: *walking along, finds old lady* Lalala, oh lookie, heart no work anymore. Time to bring her back on a machine! Woohoo! God: Damn it. Just for that, you'll be next, mother fucker, and I'm going to send you straight to the depths of Hell.
I hate it when I'm listening to a cd and I turn it off with the intention of listening to the radio, and the song on the radio is the same damn song I was just listening to on cd.
Hey Powers, see if anyplace in town needs a writer... you are a published journalist now, after all. I'll bring you a stack of forums next time I'm in town.
On a side note, here's an old quote:
Daniel: What are you doing, Miles?
Miles: Feeling for porn!
I've been out looking for jobs. McDonald's or Hardee's or Methodist Hospital are probably my best bets. When they get the applications in for family dollar and dollar store I may apply there if I haven't gotten a job by then. I would try Save-a-Lot but they were rude to Joey Rhew when we went there looking for a job. I may try for a job at Vincent Industrial Plastics, but only after I can drive myself because Jackie Ross told me that third shift has the best supervisor.
I guessed the Michael. Blarg.
Powers, I know the military isn't the answer for you, but you must think of something! I want to see you succeed. We all do!
Have you any job leads? Might I suggest checking the classifieds at http://www.thegleaner.com
Good luck, Powers.
I know, if you were being sarcastic my sarcasm would be meaningless.
20020115
you were being sarcastic, but I wasn't...
Good idea Daniel. The armed forces, being the ultimate example of everything I hate about the human race and work. Excellent. I can be like the fat guy in full metal jacket they called Gomer Pyle. I'll kill my drill sergeant and then myself. Now you're thinking. Oh, and by the way, this is sarcasm.
Nope, definitely uncute, but it seems rather Freudian. And, I don't think that would work, Daniel. It's that whole authority thing that everyone here has a problem with. It just wouldn't go very well.
I know what Powers should do, he should join the armed forces. There's a job that doesn't require a car, plus it'll put a little muscle on him. You can make a pretty good amount of money for college too.
I was watching Kids Say the Darnedest Things (Geez, I need a job or hobbie) when Cosby asked a kid who he wanted to be his girlfriend. The kids said his mom and the audience went "Awwwww." Am I the only one who thinks that that's not cute. It may not be sick since the kid was only nine, but it'sot cute. Remember "'tis better to give than ungive."
I meant hurt as in hinder my activity. The Toon Disney Channel is trying to be educational now. They have acommercial in which it says that many cartoon characters do something you should never do. What do you suppose that was referring to? The fact that cartoon characters bounce back after fatal attacks? Nay. It was speaing about anthropomorphic animals in cartoons not wearing pants. It said "They don't do it, why should you? You shouldn't do things just because toons do." or something similar.
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I'm not talking about them hurting me. I'm talking about them interferring when I'm trying to (un)button things. And the game is "Guess Which Michael Works at Wendy's," but Miles correctly guessed the Michael on his second try. Yay. Miles gets a prize. But, he'll have to wait until I'm not broke anymore. PLUSHIE! PLUSHIE! PLUSHIE! PLUSHIE! YAY! ^_^
Alright, one plushie coming right up. I'll let you know when I get a price estimate, might be a few days since I also have to go to class and do work every now and then.
I have no idea which mike the trouble spouts from, I think both my best guesses have already been tried.
nails never hurt me. What guess the michael game are you talking about?
I'm bored... Fix it. Now. Please? I have nails, and they're a pain in the ass when it comes to typing and going to the bathroom and shit. And that really sucks. Especially now because I've got to piss really bad.
Do you really, Daniel? I love you? Share? Please? I want plushies! Well, there's more than one that you're pissed with, Barry. However, I think I know the one you're referring to, and, no, it isn't him. You get no prize. Have a nice day. =) And the rest of you better start playing the game, or I'll cry. Collin and Barry played, and now the rest of you have to, too. So there.
Is this Michael one whom I am pissed with? So... Here's some crap. I am being "fired" from TGIF kinda. As most you probably know, Anne, Diana, Christie, my dad, and, of course, I have all been working at T.G.I. Fridays Inc. So, as my dad being manager, we get no benefits for our reat work ethic and plain out hard work, without being criticized for being the manager's offspring. I have taken flack for a while now, but the deciding call was made when an employee complained about having to work on Chrismas, even though every employee was required to work either Christmas or Christmas Eve. Now, me and my sis's worked Christmas Eve. So someone got mad, called 1-800-fridays, and now we can't work at the same store as my dad. I am going job hunting tomorrow. I want to work at this piano place. That would be fun. Alrighty. Bye bye.
Good news, good news. I pulled a few strings, and I think I've got a lead on some genuine FFX plushies here in the Lexington area.
20020113
I wish I was five. Then I could be a parasite for even longer.
And it's official, Powers is five years old.
I was sitting around eating a rice crispy bar, drinking generic sprite, listening to Jimmy Hendrix and playing Harvest Moon when I realized that what I'm doing now is what I want to do with my life. I don't want to achieve, I want to eat junkfood and play video games. More rockers should worship Satan. I mean, rock evolved from blues and Satan gave Robert Johnson the ability to play blues. It's good manners to wosship satan.
VooDoo Powers: I'm not the one who's so far away... I just got out of bed. I woke up at 12:30 (I went to sleep at around noon), went to the bathroom. I put on some sinatra about an hour ago but the cd's done now so I had no choice but to get up. I'm going back to bed because light is giving me a headache. Good night.
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That's a cool idea. A line of dolls for collectors items.
I wish I had a Mog plushie whether it had VooDoo powers or not.
I wish I had a Mog Voodoo doll though.
She kind of resembles my aunt when she was younger. o.O
 | | You're Lulu. You seem a little insensitive to those who don't know you very well, due to your cynical nature. Your mind is always thinking of things, big and small. You have a tough time of letting go of the past. You also like to bash people with plushies for fun and then fry them up with some tasty magic~! XD | | Which Final Fantasy X Character would YOU be? Take the test. |
Unkosher... she is sooooo um... attractive... but boring. and cold. Anyway, nice to see everyone still posts.
Doesn't anyone want to play "Guess the Michael?" I said there wouild be a prize damn it. Humor me! And no cheating by actually going there to see! God damn I'm bored.
 | | You're Yuna. You're hardworking and honest, and also a little naive. You can easily be lied to, but in the end your friends will look out for you. Kind and loving you'd never hurt a fly. You'd be willing to do anything to help others, even if it means some personal sacrafices for you. | | Which Final Fantasy X Character would YOU be? Take the test. |
20020111
I know how to make "Saturday Night Live" good again. It's so obvious. Hire on a new cast member, but not just any new cast member. Cristopher Walken.
Yeah, Collin told me about that. But hey, it was a thursday night and it was Two-Keys. Would he do it for $11,000,000? Probably. Miles?
[me, Collin, and Drew are walking down the street behind Two Keys, it is raining]
Guy: I''ll give you fifty cents if you take me over there in the bushes and fuck me in the ass
Other guy: (to guy) C'mon man, you need to go home.
Daniel: Take your drunk ass home and get in bed.
20020110
Hey, I was right. Blood doth flow at around 11:40 last night. Damn uterus.
I could have told you it was the lottery. I remember there was a question about it at Barry's while we were playing You don't know Jack.
I don't think styrofoam exploads, but I'll have to try it on a smaller scale.
Surprised to see a post from me guys?
Wether you know it or not I do read these. I am just not fond of posting.
Ahh, a JB and KG version of Let's get it on. That is marvelous.
It's sad we didn't do more during this break. I know I barely left the house, so I am glad to see school coming back in.
Good luck with the new semester.
BLARG!
Wow! I have reverse split ends. The flames fused my hair together so it's like one strand at the end but splits when it enters my head.
20020109
Ha, you make it sound like you've just hit puberty or something... I'll be sure and mark my calendar for future reference.
Do I get a prize, Mister Naas? Ooo! Ooo! Guest what? I think I'm starting my period. FUN! ¬_¬
I am such a bored little girl to be taking all these damn quizzes.
You are correct, Miss Walker. The movie in question is the 1996 made-for-TV movie 'The Lottery', starring Stephen Root as Dr. Dunbar and Keri Russell as Felcie. Although it was originally intended to be a horror movie, many fans and critics describe it as 'weird, strange, and just plain sick.' The plot is rather odd.. On his deathbed in the hospital, Jason's father (Jeff Corey) asks that he be buried in the town from which he came, beside the body of his wife. Jason (Dan Cortese), who came to the city with his father at a young age, remembers little of the town or his mother, but he undertakes the charge. It is an idyllic place, but gradually snips of memory return, until he remembers the significance of the fact that most of the tombstones in the town cemetery, including his mothers, bear the same day and month, one death each year. Caught up in the memory of the lottery he saw as a child, and the one he is trapped in today, escape is difficult and retribution is... well, I don't want to ruin it.
On a side note, the book this was based on was featured in episode 8f17 of the Simpsons, 'Dog of Death.' Kent Brockman reports that every copy of Shirley Jackson's The Lottery (a chilling tale of conformity gone mad) has been checked out of the library, as a result of the town being caught up in lotterly fever. When Brockman says that reading the book will not help the person's chances of winning, Homer throws it in the fireplace. Other burning books include Bill Cosby's Fatherhood, Ray Bradbury's Farenheit 451 (Oh, sweet irony), and Canine Surgery
And finally, I found a version of 'Let's Get it On' that I'm 99.9% sure is JB and KG... awesome stuff!
It was probably The Lottery. That's the only movie I can think of that did that set in modern day US.
Styrofoam doesn't explode as far as I know. Earlier today I was burning trash for my grandmother. I put in a styrofoam plate and BOOM! Right after I took my hand away there was a big explosion that I'm fairly sure would have done substantial damage to my hand. I'm glad that hair doesn't catch fire like paper or straw because my hair was burning. Right now I have all those weird ashes in my hair, you know, the kind that hair leaves behind when it burns. A good portion of the left side of my hair burnt off. I'm glad my hair is so thick because it's not really noticeable unless you look. I think there was probably some sort of flammable substance in the barrell that caught right when I the styrofoam plate in the fire.
I just saw a movie where a woman was stoned. The thing is, this was in modern day United States suburbs. The whole town did it. And she didn't even say Jehova. I don't lnow what this movie is but it sstars Steven Root and Keri Russell.
No, Dave Thomas isn't in hell, which is why we can't trade him with Bowie.
Ave Satani! By the power of Satan I command Dave Thomas to arise from the depths of Hell. We may have to send someone down after him like Orpheus or Dante, but I'm sure we can get him back. Hear about the town that banned Satan? What a world. I guess they wouldn't call Dave Thomas back. Speaking of evil, GTA3 is a great game, and it's really addictive.
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Can we make a trade with the underworld people? We give them Bowie in exchange for Thomas? You know, I can think of a few other David's we could send off to bring back Thomas.
I think the worst part of aging is watching loved ones die around you. I loved Dave Thomas, but not David Bowie. So maybe if I start loving Bowie, he will die, and I will be happy.
Prize goes to the one that can guess which Mike. There's just too damn many of them running around. I'll give you a hint. He's the one with dark hair. Wait... That doesn't help. All eight have dark hair with the exception of two.
You all killed Dave Thomas by constantly eating at Taco Bell. You broke his heart because you wouldn't eat his sandwiches. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. It was either that, or that Mike now works there (at least, I think that's where Amanda said he worked, so I can't go in there anymore). Sucks for you, dear. Just go sneak into a movie like you usually do. =)
Curses! Dave Thomas, the patron saint of hamburgers, died today. Now there'll never be another Wendy's commercial.
Dammit! The first half of my 'Ocean's 11' turned out to be the second half of 'The Others'
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Conan O'Brien: "If They Mated"
Is there a reason they made Yuna's eyes different colors?
Granted, I could probably match that pactiular case, but I'll never say I'm as good as you when it comes to graphics.
Yes, now hush, Mr. "I can do it too." =P
Very impressive... but let me guess: Assembled from parts, with occasional color changes and 'smudges', if you will.
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 | You're Yuna. You're hardworking and honest, and also a little naive. You can easily be lied to, but in the end your friends will look out for you. Kind and loving you'd never hurt a fly. You'd be willing to do anything to help others, even if it means some personal sacrafices for you. | | Which Final Fantasy X Character would YOU be? Take the test. |
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I just got Ocean's Eleven. It's great to be back.
I thought I cleaned up all the q-tips. Anyone see futurama tonight? "All your base are belong to us"
Damn you Powers, and how you left your damn Q-tips all over the damn floor
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
What an incredible turn of events! I can't help but be amazed, and dare I say inspired, by that announcement.
If you need my to shoot some fireworks off the beach or something, just give me the word. But otherwise, I'll raise a glass to young love and say
"cheers"
20020105
I stayed the night at her house. Why else would I be there?
pfff, HA HA HA, thats pretty funny, but, uh, what you you doing in amandas bedroom in the wee morning?
I think we all missed something, dear. Very early this morning I had to pee really bad. I found myself waking up in the corner of Amanda's room running my hand along the wall searching for the door knob. The door was on the other side of the room in the opposite corner. ¬_¬
collin/jenn, collin love jenn. jenn love collin. jenn dump collin. collin call jenn beah beah. jenn get engaged. collin love jenn. jenn love dude. collin hate jenn. jenn like collin. collin like jenn. jenn love collin. colling love jen. did i miss something?
I'm with jenn again... not only that, but she'll be here really soon. I'm asking that if by chance you happen to see her, don't be an ass, I'd really appriciate that. I'm sorry I didn't get to spend as much time with the guys who will be leaving soon. Maybe next time. Stay frosty.
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And maybe dance and morse code.
I think I'm going to try to combine blues, metal, classical, and Sinatra-esque singing to create a new genre of music. I don't know what to call it.
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Something I forgot to post wallago... believe it or not, I think Drew had a legitimate accident. Granted, he drives a little rough, but the Tillman Bethel curve simply caught him off guard.
Sorry man, I would come get you if I drove.
Oh my fucking god! I knew that was comming however drew isn't very cautious as far as driving goes. I figured either he'd end up dead or caught by the cops. Never figured the bastard would walk away. That's one less epicurean I can be sure of dying before me. Anyway, I really want to do something, but I have no wheels. It's new years day... Let's celebrate something.... please I'm bored. I've been stranded at my grandmas since the last time we all went out. and I worked this morning, that's why I didn't go to clints last night, I knew I'd be too damn tired to go in, in the morning.Was I one of the people you were annoyed with? No matter. Please... someone call me, or find me and take me somewhere, I'm bored...please...help.
At this point in time, I don't know whether Drew and Scott are alive or not. Last night Drew totalled his mom's car... it was pretty bad, although
the three of us walked away in three respective pieces. Then Drew goes home, and Scott disappears from Lucas' house.
Highlight of the night: We have a wreck, and the police sent the K-9 unit. Yes, the damn dog.
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