Don't speak. I know just what you said, so please stop explaining. Don't tell me cause it hurts. Don't speak. I know what you're thinking. I don't need your reasons. Don't tell me cause it hurts...

©20020131©

 
I HEARD THE MOST WONDERFUL THING TODAY! Thank you, Josh! ^_____^
Because I'm completely lazy, I'm just going to copy and paste the conversation I had with Collin earlier.

Time is not on my side. says: *Screams it's you!*
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: yes it is, and I am ecstatic
Time is not on my side. says: Why?
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: hehehe
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: david got some girl pregnant and now he has to marry her and it sucks for him but it makes me happy
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: all the shit he put me through is coming back to bite him in the ass and it's wonderful
Time is not on my side. says: This is kosher, you should celebrate.
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: I know
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: i feel so at peace or something right now
Time is not on my side. says: This is kosher.
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: like it finally has a closure and everything's right in the world of audrey now
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: i love it
Time is not on my side. says: Mmmmm.
Time is not on my side. says: This is sweet
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: extremely
Time is not on my side. says: How're ya celerbratin?
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: not sure yet
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: first i'm telling everyone the wonderful news and i'm laughing my ass off
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: after that i don't know
Time is not on my side. says: Oh...
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: perhaps i should get a cake and share with everyone tomorrow
Time is not on my side. says: tomorrow?
Time is not on my side. says: what's going on?
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: i think tomorrow we're meeting at clint's aren't we?
Time is not on my side. says: !!!
Time is not on my side. says: since when?!
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: i thought he told you
Time is not on my side. says: No.
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: he said he did
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: that liar
Time is not on my side. says: Ummm no he didn't.
Time is not on my side. says: We're fucking with you.
Time is not on my side. says: He's right next to me.
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: .
Time is not on my side. says: Sorry.
Time is not on my side. says: Couldn't help it.
Time is not on my side. says: all better?
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: yeah sure
Time is not on my side. says: Davids life is fucked up now cheer up!
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: exactly
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: it makes everything all better knowing this
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: i think i have to go now though
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: later
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: tell clint bye, too
Time is not on my side. says: Hey.
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: what?
Time is not on my side. says: I'm getting you both right?
Time is not on my side. says: You know where she lives correct?
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: yes
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: but she should be at my hosue alredy
Time is not on my side. says: Ok cool. Take care and later.
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: we're not telling her parents
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: bye
Time is not on my side. says: lol
Time is not on my side. says: bye
Nothing can kill my mood XD says: bye

I did get a cake, too. I'd write something on it like "David is a fucking loser," but there's no room and I can't write with icing anyway. XD
5:46:16 PM
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©20020130©

 
Send this to every one you care about before you lose you chance.
Umm, how about no?
If you don't send this on and just delete it all it means is that your cold hearted and emotoinless. Tell some one that you care.
Am I? It's really fun being emotOINless. You should try it some time.
If tomorrow never comes
Well, I guess it just won't come then, will it?
[image of an obviously fake rose]
Does this have a point? You're wasting my inbox space.
This is a magical friendship rose.
Oh goody! A magical compilation of pixels! Yay!
You must pass this rose to at least five friends within an hour of receiving it.
Oh, I MUST, eh? I don't want to, and you can't make me. What are you going to do now?
After you do, make a wish and your fondest wish shall come true!
I'm sure it will. And I'm sure if I think happy thoughts I'll also be able to fly. Clap and save the pixies!
A true friend will send this rose back to you...
I don't need someone to send me a retarded chain letter to show me he/she's my true friend. If someone cares about me then he/she can give me a kidney when I need it.







Wow, did all those line breaks serve a purpose? I didn't think so.
It's Friday night and you are driving your car.
No, it isn't. It's Wednesday night and I'm sitting at my computer chatting with Collin.



More pointless line breaks.

(what kind of car are you driving?)
I'm not driving. Didn't I just say that?



(YOU ARE THE DRIVER!!!)
NO I'M NOT!





You can only have FOUR other people in the car with you.
Which is basically the number I normally have with me. How lucky.


(who is in the car with you?)
My friends. Duh.





As you drive, you and your friends start chillin to some music.
Not exactly. We don't listen to music in the car. We're too busy talking about something off the wall.

(what song are you all listening to?)
You don't pay attention to a word I say, do you?




So, there you are chillin to some music with four other people
You forgot the car part.



Chachacha, more useles line breaks.




all of a sudden this crazy driver hits you in the back!
WEEE! Spinny! Actually, I have had that happen before. If I wasn't so busy trying to figure out what the fuck just happened, I'd probably be yelling "Wee!"





Damn you and your stupid line breaks.



You are flying down the road out of control.
Now, am I flying or is it just the car that is flying? And, where did either of us get wings? Or did we think happy thoughts and it just happened?








You hit a speed bump and the car flips and lands upside-down in the grass beside the road.
What kind of fucked up road is this anyway? Normal roads don't have speed bumps. Speed bumps are found in parking lots. If you hit a speed bump, you're not going to flip.




You just have to keep wasting space, don't you?





You lay there crying because you are in so much pain.
Where am I laying? If I'm in the car upsidedown, I'm not laying. I'm hanging upsidedown. And why am I in pain? And how do you know it's enough to make me cry? You're not a very good story teller.






You hear nothing but silence.
Silence isn't a sound, therefore I can't hear it.







Maybe we'll get there eventually.




silence
*wind blows*









silence
*cricket chirps*









silence.
*tumbleweed rolls by* Is this supposed to have some profound effect on me or what?






These linebreaks of yours are really quite unneccessary.





You try to yell out to your friends, but you are in so much pain and shock the words won't come out.
Actually, I'd be able to scream. I was spun around in a wreck before and I was curled up into a ball and still screaming even after the car stopped, so don't you tell me when my words won't come out.










You lay there for about 2 minutes, but to you it seems like 60 minutes.
Coming up on 60 Minutes, Audrey Walker dies. Of boredom.










You finally hear something.
I like somethings. They sound happy.










You hear the ambulance and you have never felt more relieved.
Have too. There was this one time, I had to pee really bad from drinking so much Kool-Aid, and I peed for, like, 2 minutes (but to you it seems like 60 minutes), and I felt really relieved afterwards. It was great.










You lay there, still in the car, thinkin about your family, friends, School, past holidays, old friends, old lovers.
I'm not even old enough to have an old lover. And why the hell is school capitalized?

You start to pray for the other people in the car and for yourself.
No, I don't. I don't pray. Why would I pray to something I don't believe in?










The paramedics get you out of the car, put you on a stretcher, and then into the ambulance.
Aha! So I WAS still in the car! I told you I was hanging and not laying! Fool.










you see nothing and hear nothing but a void....you are alone
Just what I always wanted. My solitude.










You don't get a chance to see the other people that were in the car with you.
So? I saw them before. Not like I'm going to magically forget what they looked like.










As they drive to the hospital, you pray and think to yourself
I've already told you I don't pray.










"Am I going to die?"
Do I really care?











Where are my friends?
I don't know. Where are your friends? Oh, that's right. You don't have any because you're too fucking stupid and annoying.










Are they okay?
I'm sure your voices are just fine. You, howver, need a lot of work.











What's going to happen to me.......?
Well, first, we're going to put you through expensive therapy that won't do shit, and then you'll have more problems and need more expensive therapy that won't do shit. Just be happy you're putting food on the table for someone.










Did you die or not?Apparently not since nothing happened and I'm still sitting here typing away.











What happened to your friends that were in the car with you......?
We were never in a car. You were dreaming again, Dorothy.










They all died.
I guess it sucks for them then, doesn't it?















All of the other people in the car died.
Didn't we just establish that?














They are all gone.
Redundance is fun.














You'll never get to see them again.
Well, considering that above you told me I was praying, then I should see them again in your so-called Heaven, yes? That's just pathetic. You can't even get your own religious beliefs right.














As for you...
Oh yes, what about me, all knowing retard text?














you died too.
You wasted all those line breaks to tell me that? Your dramatic attempts really suck. I won't even start on your grammar.














Wait you were just imagining....right ?
No, I never imagined shit. You're the one mouthing off about something you obviously know nothing about. Do the world a favor, and you go get in a wreck and die. We won't miss you.













But what if it were real?
Oh well. Who cares? Everybody treats death like it's some horrible monster when it isn't.


What if it really happened to you?
I just answered that damn question.














Think about it....
No, YOU think about it. Then please act on it and die and make us all happy to be rid of your internet spam.














That car was the LAST car you were EVER in with your friends.
So?














Those four people were the LAST people you EVER saw.
Again, so?














Did you pick the four people in the car with you wisely...
No, I didn't have to pick anyone because I go out with the same people every time.













or do you wish that someone else was in the car with you?
You're asking me if I would prefer to wish death on a different friend? What kind of psycho shit is that?













The song you were chillin to was the LAST song you EVER heard.
Stop using that damn word. It's bloody annoying.














Don't you wish you could have had the chance to tell everyone you loved them?
No, they already know since they get told that most everyday.















Don't you wish you could have told your parents you loved them one last time?
No, because they would have been told before I left.















Don't you wish you could have kissed your boy/girlfriend one last time?
No. I don't have one, dumbass.













Don't you wish you could have told your crush how much you loved them?
LOVE? For a crush? Get real, little girl. Love and crushes are two totally different things. You wouldn't just go out and have sex with your crush (unless you're just a whore, which you probably are) like you would with someone you truly loved.














Don't you wish you could hug your friends one last time?
Not really. We hug plenty.











Don't you wish you had the chance to do all of those things?
I already do, retard. You know what I really wish? For you to quit using so many damn useless line breaks!











You still do.
No fucking shit. And this email isn't going to change a damn thing in my life, so fuck off.










Send this email to everyone you love, hate,...
How about I just shove it up your ass instead?









friends, family, even enemies.
I'd rather shove it up your ass and make it where you'll never be able to sit down to write another chain letter like this to anyone again.








Just send this to everyone you know.
Damn it, you just don't listen at all. I SAID NO!









This really didn't happen to you.
No shit, but I wish it would happen to you.










But, pray for all of the people that it DID happen to
Go to hell. How's that for a prayer?










AND remember this quote: "Live every day to its fullest......"
Naaah











and when someone says that they love you,
Which would be only Cody and Donna.










know the meaning of it
I know the meaning of it better than you do, Ms. Crush=Love dumbass.








and mean it when you say it too.
You mean the opposite of when you say it since you obviously know nothing about love or true friendship?






--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Sarah Shewchuk
What the hell kind of name is that? o.O
11:08:40 PM
©Kitty

©20020129©

 
I'm Velvet. What font are you?
Wowie! You are Velvet! Mysterious and seductive, you like being in charge and in control. You're the trendy popular goddess and you love every minute of attention that you get, baby.

Maybe I'll decide to make a real post soon. But for now, I'm going to go to bed.
11:11:33 PM
©Kitty

©20020128©

 
My Viking name is Ptre the Crazed, cereal name is Yummy Berrylicious Smacks, and my hillbilly name is Bessie Jean Thurmond but everyone calls me Scarlet. My exotic/stripper name is Spicy Tammy Twinkle, but what does a sundae topping have to do with that? And what does what I sleep in have to do with my cereal name?
10:02:22 PM
©Kitty

©20020127©

 
Your pirate name is Mad Mary Kidd. Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
What's YOUR pirate name?
2:11:13 PM
©Kitty

©20020126©

 
Well, it's official. I'm a lowly SERVANT and an extra for crowd scenes. _ Now I know how Cody felt going from good parts to Korean Woman #1 in M*A*S*H. It really sucks when your character doesn't even get a bloody name.
2:10:28 AM
©Kitty

©20020125©

 
Feh. No, I didn't. I guess the time Collin comes to get me is going to be a surprise. Fun. Fun. He normally says 7-ish, but that's not at all helpful since he's said that before and shown up after 8. v_
6:18:38 PM
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Hark! I heard a car!
6:08:47 PM
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... Damn it. I had something to say, and I forgot by the time this loaded. Fie! Fie! Fie!

Collin, it would be ever so helpful if you were online right now, but you're not, and I'm too lazy to call you even though your number's saved in my nifty digital phonebook along with a whole bunch of other people I don't call. Isn't that lovely?

And I still can't remember what I originally intended to write. Fie!

Maybe I should make a section for my Eternal Visions characters. Wouldn't take too much work, and that's a good thing. I want food. Mushrooms!
6:08:06 PM
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*BROWN* You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well. Lies for the most part, but I do fall in love too easily. O fie! Damn me for that.

Hrm, I should probably get off my ass and go to the bank before it closes, ne? Feh. My feelings are so odd right now. It's like I'm content, but not really. And I'm starting to find too many damn poems and songs that apply to my life. I wonder how long I've had "Don't Speak" playing on repeat now?
4:50:12 PM
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#1Eels - Electro-Shock Blues
# 2Staind - For You
# 3Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall Part 3
# 4Radiohead - Creep
# 5Michal - Bliss
# 6The Offspring - I Choose
# 7Alanis Morissette - Hand in my Pocket

M * A * S * H

You will marry LEGOLAS from Lord of the Rings, live in an ancient elven palace in the middle of the forest, and spend your days walking on top of snow and rowing ivory boats and just being beautiful.

What's YOUR M * A * S * H future?

Which Evil Criminal are You?
2:39:48 AM
©Kitty

©20020124©

 
There were two nights of auditions for The Taming of the Shrew: yesterday & tonight. Each were 2 & a half hours long. You know how many times I was called to read total? TWO! Yet other people were called up at least 6 times! They only let me read once for Bianca last night and once for a taylor tonight (a god damn tiny part taylor!!!)! They're supposed to call you up to read for all the parts (that apply to your gender), but I was never called to read for Katharina, yet this one girl was called time after time to read the same scene with Katharina over and over but with different people reading with her. Ok, thank you, we've seen her enough. How about letting someone else read now? I know I won't be cast. And if I am, I sure as fucking hell won't be speaking. I wasn't even given a chance! I was ready to stand up and ask "Is ignoring me your way of telling me I suck or what?"
11:16:38 PM
©Kitty

©20020123©

 
I hate the way you talk to me
and the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
even worse when you make me cry
I hate it that you're not around
and the fact that you didn't call
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you
not even close, not even a little bit, not even any at all.


Goddamn you, Michael...
12:05:13 AM
©Kitty

©20020122©

 
I actually wore a skirt today. The reactions from my friends were fun. XD And now I get "Early Mornin' Stone Pimp says: you look hot in a skirt. you should like where them more."
I knew someone would end up saying that. Figures it would be Miles.
8:53:13 PM
©Kitty

©20020121©

 
I miss my domain. I still have the name until August, but the hosting company's a bitch. I want to transfer it to mydomain.com and forward it here, but thanks to my mom cancelling her credit card, I've got no way to do that. Arg. .
11:43:29 AM
©Kitty

©20020120©

 
# 1 The Dark Lady
# 2 Epona's Wild Daughter
# 3 Rarr
# 4 Luathas the Wild
# 5 Taitin the Sylph
# 6 Spirit Dancer
# 7 Not a Faery
# 8 The Faery who was Kissed by the Pixies
# 9 Tobaira of the Waters
# 10 Bright Mother
# 11 Iris of the Rainbow

Take the What Faery Are You? Quiz!
This quiz was made by lia








Take the Tests at Willaston's Lounge!
12:59:01 PM
©Kitty

©20020119©

 
God damn the system. Invader ZIM was cancelled. Fucking sons of bitches. I probably should have expected it though. Anytime a good show comes on TV it gets cancelled. I hope they don't honestly think people were tuning in to watch shit like "Butt Ugly Martians." I'd rather watch an hour of crappy pop videos than two minutes of that awful show.
10:22:42 PM
©Kitty

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There should be a rule that songs can't get stuck in people's heads, especially really stupid songs like "Jeepers Creepers." _ I'm going to sit here and sulk now until it goes away.
9:49:55 PM
©Kitty

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I found out I'm kinda sorta but not really related to Trae Floyd. My mom's brother's ex-wife's sister is his mom. I don't like that. At one point I kinda liked him, and that bothers me. Even if it was only by marriage and divorce, it still makes me feel all icky and shit.
1:47:17 PM
©Kitty

©20020118©

 
Feh, I still end up an asteroid, and if not an asteroid I'd still be Pacman.
10:45:10 PM
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Earlier I made an omlette. It was lovely. I planned to eat it downstairs while watching TV. On my way down the stairs I imagined myself slipping, omlette flying, and yelling "My omlette!" I laughed to myself. "Haha," said my head. Not even a second later and I slipped and fell down the stairs. Of course, I didn't cry "My omlette!" as I had pictured. I more or less just screamed my usual little cry of distress. Damn late premonitions. Ruined a perfectly good omlette.

Perhaps I should take that quiz again and reconsider checking the box that said my death will be caused by my own clumsiness.
10:37:00 PM
©Kitty

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I'll never understand nutrition labels. A serving of baby carrots is 3 ounces, containing 350% Vitamin A. How helpful. _ They could at least give me an estimated guess on how many carrots is 3 ounces. And just how much Vitamin A is one person supposed to consume in one day? They could at least tell me that, too. Useless.

Speaking of food, I don't think I've eaten in the past two days, and I'm still not hungry. o_O;;;
2:26:41 PM
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And another one! Gloop.
What Video Game Character Are You? I am an Asteroid.I am an Asteroid.

I am a drifter. I go where life leads, which makes me usually a very calm and content sort of person. That or thoroughly apathetic. Usually I keep on doing whatever I'm doing, and it takes something special to make me change my mind.
(If I was not an Asteroid, I would be Pacman.)

What Video Game Character Are You?

11:56:12 AM
©Kitty

©20020116©

 
"Although her husband and sons recognized that Helga had no cognition and might never regain consciousness, they would not hear of turning off the machine. His wife had strong religious convictions, Oliver told reporters, and they had talked about the possibilty that if anything happened to her, she wanted 'everything' done to keep her alive. 'She told me, 'Only He who gave me life has the right to take life.'... It seems to me [the hospital officials] are trying to play God. Who are they to determine who's to die and who's to live? I take the position that as long as her heart is beating there's life in there.'"
Ummkaaaaay... Wouldn't having "'everything' done to keep her alive" be considered playing God? If they really believed that, wouldn't it make more sense for them to say "If her heart stops, leave her where she lands and let God have her?" Feh, I'll never understand people.

God: Ok, old woman, it's time for your heart to stop. You're mine now, bitch.
Helga: Ack! My heart! *falls over*
God: Haha, mine!
Doctor: *walking along, finds old lady* Lalala, oh lookie, heart no work anymore. Time to bring her back on a machine! Woohoo!
God: Damn it. Just for that, you'll be next, mother fucker, and I'm going to send you straight to the depths of Hell.
10:14:28 PM
©Kitty

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I hate it when I'm listening to a cd and I turn it off with the intention of listening to the radio, and the song on the radio is the same damn song I was just listening to on cd.
7:02:24 PM
©Kitty

©20020114©

 
Stop drinking the damn Kool-Aid, Audrey.
...
Why am I talking to myself? Although, myself is right. It's time to lay off the Kool-Aid, or I won't get any sleep tonight. I'll be too damn busy running to the bathroom every five god damn seconds.
10:13:17 PM
©Kitty

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I wish my period would make up its mind. Is it over yet or not? Oh who cares? I'm going to bed. My sleep deprivation sugar high has worn off and I'm out of it now.
10:09:49 PM
©Kitty

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Yay! Daniel has a lead on some FFX plushies! Woo! ^_^

School's started up again. I went to class today unaware that this particular class didn't start until next Wednesday, so I spent my time in the student center lounging on a couch with my friends. Isn't college grand?
6:11:52 PM
©Kitty

©20020110©

 
I started my period last night. Not fun. Then I took a quiz for Lord of the Rings. I'm Legolas. Yay. I've been stretching an exercising more, but I still can't do the splits all the way. Hurts like hell when I get close to the ground. No fun. I gained weight and lost it again. Figures. Can't gain weight and keep it for shit.
11:58:14 PM
©Kitty

©20020108©

 
Dave Thomas is dead. This makes me sad. People like Dave Thomas aren't supposed to die. They're supposed to be immortal and non-aging so they'll be exactly the same in their commercials twenty years from now. Blarg.
8:53:25 PM
©Kitty

©20020107©

 
Yay! My first controversial layout! Wee! And I don't care if you don't like it, so nyeh! She's covered, and it's no different from her wearing a bikini anyway. Well, except for the garter belt, but you get the idea.
10:06:31 PM
©Kitty

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I got bored, so I combined Lulu and Yuna. I'm in between their personalities anyway, so here I am. I'm Luna! And I'd appreciate it if no one takes this.

Don't steal my Luna!

You're Luna. You seem a little insensitive to those who don't know you very well, due to your cynical nature. You're honest and naive, and can easily be lied to, but in the end your friends will look out for you. Your mind is always thinking of things, and you have a tough time letting go of the past. You also enjoy beating the shit out of people with plushies just for the hell of it.


12:41:57 PM
©Kitty

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The first time I took the test I got Lulu (53), and I got Yuna (58) the second time. Wee.

You're Lulu. You seem a little insensitive to those who don't know you very well, due to your cynical nature. Your mind is always thinking of things, big and small. You have a tough time of letting go of the past. You also like to bash people with plushies for fun and then fry them up with some tasty magic~! XD

Which Final Fantasy X Character would YOU be? Take the test.

You're Yuna. You're hardworking and honest, and also a little naive. You can easily be lied to, but in the end your friends will look out for you. Kind and loving you'd never hurt a fly. You'd be willing to do anything to help others, even if it means some personal sacrafices for you.

Which Final Fantasy X Character would YOU be? Take the test.


11:28:40 AM
©Kitty